1 more day to KangalooLand

blubber hols is nearly over…. D-Day = 8th Jan 0105 am

It’s time to return to KangalooLand… the land of ‘no more sweat’… THE BEAUTIFUL PLACE blubber affectionately calls his 2nd home…. blubber loves KangaooLand but just hates the thots of seeing ‘Whale Hunter’ again!!! :’(

thats the only blubber pet hate in KangalooLand….. the thought of her = damn B.I.T.C.H!! blubber may not have decided to leave KangalooLand if its not becos of this Callous, Cold Blooded Sadist!!

blubber will miss the fun over the past 2 weeks in blubberhomeland. it has been great!! but guess its time to wrap things up and begin blubber’s conquest towards a ‘whale hunter-less” future… no doubt it is going to be a very tough 8 wks ahead!! may the grace of god be with blubber in his pursuit for FREEDOM…. freedom from the Whale Hunter….

FREE blubber!! FREE blubber!! FREE blubber!!

blubber’s whale hunter remedy

Extracted from New Creation Church Daily Devotions.

And if you have an intimidating boss at work (and oppressive like blubber’s whale hunter), do not say, “The Lord is my patience, I will endure.” Instead, say, “The Lord is my helper; I will not fear. What can man do to me?” (Hebrews 13:6)

We are living in the last days where there are terrorist bombings and new diseases being discovered, and the world is afraid. But we will not speak negative words and be fearful like the people of the world. Instead, we will speak God’s Word and reign over these things. Like the psalmist, we will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress; my God, in Him I will trust.”

So find out what God’s Word says, believe it and say it to your situation. And because God’s Word cannot return to Him void (Isaiah 55:11), you will see what you believe and confess come to pass!

blubber vs whale hunter…. NEVER WILL THERE BE PEACE!!!

blubber had another of those usual “sickening” Monday meetings w/ whale hunter again!!

blubber had some urgent documents to complete and send regarding some shipment for blubberworkz! it was past 4 and blubber rang to try to change the meeting to Tues:

blubber: i need to complete these documents to send to the courier regarding shipment to Japan.may be really late. isit possible to change the meeting to tues?

whale hunter: oh okie tt’s gd! i can’t make it  tues as i have blablabla….. just come down when u are done even if its nearly 6. tts fine.

blubber thots: “damn!!! cant you just realise i DON’T WANT TO SEE / MEET YOU?!”

anyway had the usual meeting thingy.. blubber just HATE whale hunter for inefficient working methods!! very old style and “cross the Ts, dots the Is kinda attitude”. BUT in life, thgs DO NOT get done this way!!! sometimes rules have to be amended to allow for thgs to be done.

anyway, the main blubber whinge is that whale hunter wants blubber to do DOUBLE WORK!!! another inefficient style of hers!! whalte hunter wants blubber to manually create a report before entering the results into the database!? duh! even a @#$!ing 5-yr old can tell you thats double work!! ARGHGHGHG!!!!

blubber thots: to put a bullet thru her head straight away!!!! BANG!!!

then came the ultimate ‘whale hunter’s everything in black & white’ philosophy.

blubber thots: black & white is alright BUT it hurts relationship. whale hunter simply is the DUMBEST person in this world blubber has ever met! the person who hasnt got ANY, YES, not a single drop of EQ in her!! even a dog has got greater EQ than she does!!! she deserves NO respect whatsoever from blubber!!!

well, basically, whale hunter wants to stipulate written conditions before blubber leave for “blubber career”. she wants to bring in blubberworkz boss into the whole picture. blubber will seek revenge BIG TIME, and ensure her career does not go anywhere if whale hunter disrupted any good relationships blubber had built with blubberworkz boss!! blubber is frustrated…. blubber is furious… blubber wants to kill…… shot #2 into whale hunter head!!!!

blubber thots: cant whale hunter just let blubber go in peace? does blubber have to quit altogether in order to escape her grasp?  

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

what a cow!!!!

blubber hates ‘whale hunter’!!
anyway blubber had his usual weekly nagging session with ‘whale hunter’
one of those sessions when blubber’s ears are all closed, or words come IN from left and OUT fr the other!!

anyway, blubber informed ‘whale hunter’ of job decision!!
‘whale hunter’ was shell shocked!!! u shld see the look on her face!!!

then blubber explained that the job will provide the extra motivation for blubber to complete blubberwork.
a new environment, with new challenges…. plus job appointment required blubber to finish blubberwork!!
then ‘whale hunter’ dropped a bombshell in return
she asked if blubber realised that the blubberwork may turn out to be only Masters material. and how that will impact blubber personally and profrssionally. (” will you be devastated? ” was ‘whale hunter’ exact words!!! – damn bitch!!)
how on earth can such human being ever exists in life? blubber is confused and at the same time wary that ‘whale hunter’ has a hidden agenda!!! scheming lil woman!! cunning as a fox!!!

blubber feels those words shld never come fr ‘whale hunter’ as a boss!! blubber thinks: if blubberwork not of sufficient quality for Phd according to examiner, then blubber wil accept the fact. after all, maybe thats whats meant to be!
but to come fr a boss is definitely INHUMANE!! since when ‘whale hunter’ has been humane to blubber!!!
the war continues… blubber is mad… blubber is vindicative… blubber seeks revenge to rip ‘whale hunter’ apart!!!
what a cow!!!!

blubber vs whale hunter…. IT’s WAR again!!!

sigh… Blubber clashed with ‘whale hunter’ again…
had a meeting yesterday…. and ‘whale hunter’ has this new habit of signing off on the meeting notes each session.
‘whale hunter’ is such a !@#$head!
cant ‘whale hunter’ understand a human element in relationships? and not everything is B & W?!@##

anyway, ‘whale hunter’ left the meeting report on blubber’s desk.. asking blubber to to sign and make a copy.
blubber busy all day preparing samples… no time to photocopy the meeting report..
probably the true reason is Blubber CANNOT BE STUFFED WITH what ‘WHALE HUNTER’ says or tell blubber to do .
Blubber simple has NO RESPECT for ‘whale hunter’…. Z.E.R.O…. ZERO!!!
blubber cant wait to get out of ‘whale hunter’s’ grasp!!

anyway, to continue with BlubberWhinge….
‘whale hunter’ sent email to ask for the document when ‘whale hunter’ office is just 20m away!!!
then came around after lunch to blubberdesk… ask for the document…
‘whale hunter’ just commented: “just sign on it and i’ll photocopy!”
WHAT A COW!!! should have seen the expression & tone!!!
Blubber could have given a Flipper Slap across the face!

key question: must everything be B&W?
Blubber says NO!!!
Whale Hunter YES!!!

Well, thats fine… BLUBBER says: let the WAR CONTINUE then!!